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wildwdswoman
01-18-2006, 09:53 AM
I just have to ask........

Here you are, a working, known, actor. You have been around "Hollywood" long enough to play the games involved and yet you take time to respond to questions from all sorts of people. Not only do you respond, but do so with extreme grace and kindness. Even when asked about other actors you always find something positive to say.
How have you been able to maintian such a pleasant attitude in an industry that is full of treachery, bloats Egos, and tries to dictate your every move? Was it your upbringing? A profoundly humbling personal experience? Active participation in a religion? No details needed, just wondering.

william
02-14-2006, 12:11 AM
dear woman,

thank you for the very high compliment, but i can't take full credit. first, the industry has some parts we'd all like to set out to sea, but it's usually not as bad as it's made out to be. second, i chose this career (i like to think, anyway), so who am i to complain? if it's that bad, i'd leave. finally, yes, i am as perfect and positive and wonderful and graceful as you believe. even more so, if i may so humbly add. i'm blessed with a wonderful family and a belief that we tend to see what we focus on.
thank you,
mr. perfect

wildwdswoman
02-17-2006, 05:08 PM
dear woman,

finally, yes, i am as perfect and positive and wonderful and graceful as you believe. even more so, if i may so humbly add. i'm blessed with a wonderful family and a belief that we tend to see what we focus on.
thank you,
mr. perfect

Dear Mr Perfect,
How could I have forgotten to mention your all emcompassing modesty? LOL. I am impressed by folks who are able to clearly function in the bizarre sociology that is the entertainment industry. I believe in asking people about their more positive personality traits. It's a rare thing to "meet" someone who makes the focus on something actually work on a daily basis. So you are saying you are the "perfect man"? The one who gets clothes into the hamper, picks up after himself, and saves the crude behavior for time with the boys? You should go on tour!

william
02-25-2006, 12:49 PM
maybe to instruct less-perfect males? "Mr. Perfect: The How-To Tour". I like that. now, i don't know how many tickets i'll sell..

wildwdswoman
02-26-2006, 09:38 PM
maybe to instruct less-perfect males? "Mr. Perfect: The How-To Tour". I like that. now, i don't know how many tickets i'll sell..

I think you might be onto something......Ticket sales? Think about that just one moment. I am thinking women would buy the tickets and then make the men attend. You could even make a bit extra with a variety of implements to help the actual attendance, cattle prods, cast iron slobber knockers (fry pan), even lacy underwear.....

You could call it "How to be a guy and still get fed"

william
03-11-2006, 07:10 PM
there goes my male constituency..

wildwdswoman
03-14-2006, 09:39 AM
So what would you teach in your "be perfect like me" class?

william
04-04-2006, 02:23 AM
first and last lesson: it can't be taught.
class dismissed.