Abrams' Island (The LOST Theme Song)

(sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from an Oz airport,
aboard this flying ship.
Locke is a mighty huntin' man,
his intentions we're not sure.
The passengers flew off that day,
for a 13 hour tour, a 13 hour tour...
The flight it started getting rough,
poor Charlie he was tossed.
But thanks to J.J.'s cast & crew,
each Wednesday we'll watch LOST, each Wednesday we'll watch LOST.
The plane crashed down on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Criminals, a Doctor too,
the Korean Man, and his Wife,
the Iraqi Guard, the Rock Star and "Creepy Ol' Man",
here on Abrams' Isle.


So this is the tale of our castaways,
let's hope for a long, long time.
They'll have to flee from noisy things,
and strangers they will find.
The Lifeguard and his sister too,
will grope each other's chests,
& make the others uncomfortable,
in this tropic island mess.
No sex, no drugs, no loud guitars,
no snacks for big Hurley.
Like Inspector Clouseau,
detectives they will be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From sexy stranded Castaways,
Here on Abrams' Isle.


written by --mudhoney ©2005 (dragonfire_07@yahoo.com)



I had lots of fun writing that...hope y'all enjoyed it, please let me know...more parodies in the works! * :laugh:

Abrams' Island (The Original Draft)

(sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from an Oz airport,
aboard a flying ship.
Does J.J. have a story plan,
of this we're quite unsure.
The passengers flew off that day,
for a 13 hour tour, a 13 hour tour...
The flight it started getting rough,
and cookies would be tossed.
But thanks to the courage of the writing crew,
each Wednesday we'll watch LOST, each Wednesday we'll watch LOST.
The jet crashed down on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Criminals, a dead Flight Crew,
the Korean Man, and his Wife,
the ex Rock Star, the Surgeon and Preacher Man,
here on Abrams' Isle.


So this is the tale of our castaways,
we hope for a long, long time.
They'll have to flee from hairy things,
up trees they will climb.
The Lifeguard and his sister too,
like Jerry Springer guests,
will make the others uncomfortable,
in this tropic island mess.
No phones, no lights, no chocolate bars,
no snacks for poor Hurley.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
being chased by killer bees.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a "rise".
From sexy stranded Castaways,
Here on Abrams' Isle.


written by --mudhoney ©2005 (dragonfire_07@yahoo.com)


Thought I'd post the original version of my parody...for the record.* (there's some good lines in there that I nixed that might be good for some laughs)* :laugh:

The Ballad of James Sawyer

(sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies: The Ballad of Jed Clampett)

Come 'n listen to my story about a man named James,
A used car salesman barely kept his family name.
And then one day he was settlin' a feud,
He put a round in the shrimp sellin' dude.

Killed 'em, that is. Dead cold. Texas justice.


Well, the next thing ya know James is fallin' from the air,
Kin-folk dead. James killed a polar bear.
Seems Californy is the place he oughta be,
But he ended up "Lost" on his way to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin' pools. Movie stars.


Ol' James has a passion, Oh lawdy it's the hunnies,
An' readin' that book about the talkin' bunnies.
He's a grifter and a rogue, he'll put kittens in a sack,
Steal your only shoes 'n make ya pay to get 'em back.

Cash, that is. Dead presidents. Trade and barter.


Well now its time to say goodbye to James and all his sins,
And he'd like to thank you ladies fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back next week to this calamity,
To have a heapin helpin' of his hospitality.

Hillbilly, that is. Set a spell. Take your clothes off.


Y'all come back now y'hear?


written by --mudhoney ©2005 (dragonfire_07@yahoo.com)

Not An Addict (Charlie's Song)

(sung to the tune of "Not An Addict" by K's Choice)

Breathing in and breathing out
I'm lookin' like, a rainbow trout
I don't remember, too much more
Hung high above the jungle floor

I was a hobbit, it's true, I wouldn't lie
And I was almost killed by this freaky guy

The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, I've fried my brain
I'm in Drive Shaft, I'm a god
Fans everywhere, I feel so hot

I was a hobbit, it's true, It's been a while
But now I'm stranded on this spooky isle
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

Band's over now, I'm all alone
I'm just a bassist on my own
Someone means the world to me
(Oh, Someone means so much to me)

She's not a hobbit, it's true, I won't deny
That she's been knocked up by another guy
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

P.B., P.B.
Watch me as I gulp it down
Aus-sie, beauty
Look at me, I'm shooting and I'm killing.

I was once a hobbit, it is true, It's been a while It's been...
I was once a hobbit, it is true, and that's no lie

I was a hobbit, it's true, It's been a while
But now I'm stuck here on this creepy isle
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...



written by ~mudhoney* * ©2005


I know it's a bit of an obscure song for a parody but I thought the original lyrics (see below) worked quite well for a Dom/Charlie centric song so I tried to have some fun with it, but mainly the "habit"/"hobbit" line worked too well for me to pass up the opportunity.* Let me know what'cha think...I might give it another re-write later.* * ;D

Try this link to download (right click/save target as...) the original song, or just click on it to listen through your (quicktime) player.* The url should still be working http://www.emp3world.com/to_download.php?id=10176.* It's a lot more funnier if You can sing along to it while listening to the original tune.





K's Choice - Not An Addict


Breathe it in and breathe it out
And pass it on, it's almost out
We're so creative, so much more
We're high above but on the floor

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side

The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
(Oh, Nothing means a thing to me)

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling.

It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive I feel...
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...


written by ~K's Choice* ©1994