It seems that every time one or more of the characters get stinking drunk, it makes the episode much better! Please, can we have the Losties find a treasure trove of alcohol on the Island somewhere, maybe learn how to make their own, so they can be constantly drunk? It really brings out the best in these actors and characters.

Please consider this. I think we all want this show to be the best it can be. Let's get these folks LOADED.