Hey Javi, one question;

Is the monster any of these 50 things? and you have to answer truthfully, yes or no... ;)


1. Tarzan
2. A Snake (20 foot maybe)
3. A giant Tree Sloth
4. Godzilla
5. Mothra
6. A Mythical Bird
7. A Bird of any kind
8. A Mythical Gerbil?
9. An Elephant with cats taped to it
10. Some sort of train
11. A big underground drill
12. A Stompy robot
13. A large primate
14. An Imperial Walker
15. Moses
16. The lochness monster
17. Spider(s)
18. Treebeard
19. A pissed off giraffe
20. A Whale.. with boots
21. Is it Earth all along .. oh wait
22. Hulk Hogan?
23. Frankeinstien
24. New Military technology
25. An advanced plant species
26. The marshmallow man
27. Is it 'Alex'?
28. An Alien
29. A Giant ground slug
28. A Wooly Mammoth
29. A rod
30. A chicken (of crossing the road fame)
31. A triad from the videogame Farcry
32. Shaft
33. A Mutent Ewok Biker Gang
34. Something pre-historic
35. The Scarecrow from Batman
36. The Scarecrow from Worzil Gummage
37. The Scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ
38. Its not a scarecrow is it?
39. Why would they have scarecrows on a south pacific island?..
40. A Giant mutent Crow
41. That thing from that Rould Daul story
42. A logging firm
43. A Yeti
44. Liza Minnelli
45. The big tree chomping machine from Fern Gully
46. Micheal Eisner's Venamous spirit trapped inside a baby panda
47. Thunderbird 2 taking off
48. Hans Moleman
49. Is it a combination of two things working together, like say
A monkey and a combine harvester..
50. Is .. it .. me? Cos apart from the tree uprooting, I do make those noises...

i actually answer this question in the commentary i recorded with carlton, ian and maggie on "hearts and minds," you're just going to have to wait until then! (and hope it makes the disc!)

ja
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