Not An Addict (Charlie's Song)

(sung to the tune of "Not An Addict" by K's Choice)

Breathing in and breathing out
I'm lookin' like, a rainbow trout
I don't remember, too much more
Hung high above the jungle floor

I was a hobbit, it's true, I wouldn't lie
And I was almost killed by this freaky guy

The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, I've fried my brain
I'm in Drive Shaft, I'm a god
Fans everywhere, I feel so hot

I was a hobbit, it's true, It's been a while
But now I'm stranded on this spooky isle
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

Band's over now, I'm all alone
I'm just a bassist on my own
Someone means the world to me
(Oh, Someone means so much to me)

She's not a hobbit, it's true, I won't deny
That she's been knocked up by another guy
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

P.B., P.B.
Watch me as I gulp it down
Aus-sie, beauty
Look at me, I'm shooting and I'm killing.

I was once a hobbit, it is true, It's been a while It's been...
I was once a hobbit, it is true, and that's no lie

I was a hobbit, it's true, It's been a while
But now I'm stuck here on this creepy isle
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...



written by ~mudhoney* * ©2005


I know it's a bit of an obscure song for a parody but I thought the original lyrics (see below) worked quite well for a Dom/Charlie centric song so I tried to have some fun with it, but mainly the "habit"/"hobbit" line worked too well for me to pass up the opportunity.* Let me know what'cha think...I might give it another re-write later.* * ;D

Try this link to download (right click/save target as...) the original song, or just click on it to listen through your (quicktime) player. The url should still be working http://www.emp3world.com/to_download.php?id=10176. It's a lot more funnier if You can sing along to it while listening to the original tune.





K's Choice - Not An Addict


Breathe it in and breathe it out
And pass it on, it's almost out
We're so creative, so much more
We're high above but on the floor

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side

The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
(Oh, Nothing means a thing to me)

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling.

It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive I feel...
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...


written by ~K's Choice* ©1994


Check out my Beverly Hillbillies parody (The Ballad of James Sawyer) here: http://www.thefuselage.com/threaded/index.php?topic=10083.0

Check out my Gilligan's Island parody (Abrams' Island) here: http://www.thefuselage.com/threaded/index.php?topic=4780.msg72203#msg72203